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11 inches deep. Just over my lungs. 2% chance of survival.
Goodbye cruel world. ]]
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My calculator, 9 inches deep. In my face. 99% chance of survival.
I am okay with this.
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My pyjama shirt, 5 inches deep. In my temple. 15% chance of survival.
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my phone, back of my neck, 7 inches deep, 75% chance of survival
eh
An EXPO marker, the left side of my face, 3 inches deep, 69% chance of survival.
Alright then.
My shirt, three inches deep, inner thigh, 19% chance
How does one go about stabbing someone in the leg with a shirt, exactly
My cellphone, 7 inches deep, the back of my head, 48% chance of survival
Oh jeez :|
My Tribly Hat, 1 inch deep, my leg, 29% chance of survival…
i was just stabbed 6 inches deep through my knee with my friend alix. not by her, with her.
98% survival, bitches. i’m down but not out.
I was just stabbed in the forehead with an icepack. The cut is 2 inches deep, and I have a 0% survival cha
(Source: klondyk3)
my computer mouse, the lip, 10 inch, 54%
stabbed by yarn, in the foot, 1 inch deep, 62% survival rate.
Stabbed by my phone In the calve 1 inch deep 98% percent survival rate i’d say i’m fine
…..I got stabbed on my leg with a blanket and the cut is 11 inch deep…..and my survival rate is only 18%?!!
I got stabby stabby’d with a tv-dinnertray I went six whole inches inside the back of my neck and my survival chances...
So… I was stabbed with A CUP in my eye, 6 inches deep and I have 86% chance of survival. WTF. How is this even… how can...
I have been stabbed with the trackball of my mouse all the way through mid-torso. Aaaand I don’t have a phone number,...
Is it weird how my iPod just fell on my cheek? 😳
I got stabbed with tennis shoes and it’s nine inches deep and 36 percent chance of survival. WELP IM FUCKED
My shirt, my thigh, 9 inches deep, with a 34% chance of survival. Wut.
I’ve been stabbed by my shorts 5 inches deep in my toe with a 98% chance of surviving okayyyyy
Toothbrush, 6 inches into my left boob. 00% survival… That actually makes sense o.o
I don’t have a phone number; shftngh, how do I do this?
I’ve been stabbed by my rubber slipper, 6 inches deep in my back. My chance of survival is 19%…..-_- even i have to say...
My hair, 8 inches deep, 58% of survival. Or if hair doesn’t count, a pillow. … deadly things, hair and pillows.
I’ve been stabbed with a CD 8 inches deep into my stomach. I have a 19% chance of survival. Well then.
((I have just been stabbed IN THE FOOT with my fucking WALLET and a cut that is 6 inches deep (isn’t that THROUGH the...
So apparently, I was stabbed by my denim coat 9 inches deep in the arm and have a 3% (03) chance of survival. Wow my...
Stabbed with a cat food contained 10 inches into my face, but I have a 93% survival chance
Stabbed by my mouse pad, 4 inches deep, in my nose, 33% chance of survival. Help?
I was stabbed by my phone case, it was 2 inches deep, in the hand. I also have a 80% chance of survival.