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Once Upon a Time I…

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Once upon a time I saved the universe with the Eleventh Doctor and loved it. Meanwhile, Rose Tyler and Donna Noble painted the TARDIS pink. The end.

Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with the Eleventh Doctor on Christmas.  Meanwhile, Martha Jones and Rose Tyler got sent back in time by the Weeping Angels. The end.

Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with Ten while orbiting a supernova. Meanwhile, Nine and Donna painted the Tardis Pink. The End.

^That is lovely.

Once upon a time, I visited Shakespeare with River Song while wearing a a fez, meanwhile, Donna Noble and Sarah Jane were having a spa date on the Tardis. The End. 

Once upon a time I got a boner because a Dalek in my underwear, meanwhile River Song and Sally Sparrow, burned up a sun to say goodbye. The End.

sounds legit.

Once upon a time I met the Face of Boe with River Song because an Ood told me to. Meanwhile, the TARDIS and Sally Sparrow adopted an Adipose. The End.

HECK YEA WOO

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